The Fine Little Swine

creds to Niels Christensen..he told me about the little devils.

According to Angel Enterprise Farm,

"Teacup potbellied pigs and mini pigs are becoming increasingly popular as domestic pets. They are much smaller than the standard farm pig and the regular potbelly pig. They are not really teacup size like one imagines except when they are born. Compared to a full grown regular pig at 600-800 pounds, they weigh in at 30-65 lbs. Teacup potbellied pigs and mini pigs make enjoyable pets because they are very intelligent and affectionate."

Teacup Pigs. 

Needless to say. i. WANT. one. I mean look at the little guy on the far right. If that doesn't scream adroableness like a bag of newborn babies, you must be blind.

Oh.MY.Lanta.

Behold.

the very pleasure for your eyes I was talking about.

why? WHY?? I was seriously thisclose to hysterical tears when I saw this. HYSTERICAL. (the good kind. the I JUST FOUND A SHOE IN ITS MOST PERFECTED STATE hysterical not the THEY'RE TAKING MY BABY hysterical)

anywho. I always have this dream that when I get older, money will have no limits and i may buy whatever clothing articles I choose. This would DEF be on that shopping list.

auwhh...auwhh...(drooling sounds)

  

Everybody's Doing It

Ok ok ok.

I caved.

I decided to get a blog. And wouldn't you know, in three easy steps, here we are. It's funny how they make blogs so accessible - I mean anyone can blog about anything.

If you want that "anyone about anything blog", please refer to the rainbows, puppies and such blog.
But if you want the hardcore-essence-of-life-blog-that-will-make-you-question-your-existense, you've come to the right place.

oohk..maybe not even that. My blog is for the pleasure of your eyes. My posts will excite and amaze you. My insight will make you sob and cry out for something...more. Yep. That's what my blog is.
More. (more...more...more...more)

my likeness..

we'll start with thee self-portrait..